“What’s Next in Movieland?”

Where is the Summer of 2013 headed? In “One Direction This is Us” saying good bye to hazy days and hot summer blockbusters (as well as summer bombs). The musical group aims to steal the starry limelight from their predecessors, including The couldn’t-hit-a-note-if-his-life-depended-on it “Butler,” who’s too busy successfully running the White House along with ruling the box office. Also lacking in musical ability but not cinematic capability are the threesome declaring ad nauseam “We’re the Millers,” who have been having a “Kick-Ass 2” times the fun at their local, family-friendly movie theater.
Word has it the “Mortal Instruments: (within the) City of Bones” can repair even the most severe late-summer blues but, sadly, cannot fix the unfortunate films that failed on the big screen this celebratory season (you know who you are).
Anyone planning a movie “Getaway” during this long, holiday weekend? The “Planes” have remained airborne, ready to travel to a runway-ready multiplex. The “Worlds End” to quality films, thankfully, is nowhere in sight.
“You’re Next” in line for the BEST horrifying (but safely satisfying) experience at a movie theater near you…

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