“Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale of all.” Hans Christen Andersen
Life most certainly has not been wonderful for our often put-upon Cinderella. Will she be stuck in cinematic servitude during her upcoming fairy tale days or will she ride off (in the direction of a cushy box-office spot) with her handsome prince? She could conceivable Run all Night, running straight into an aging hitman, and still be home before the clock strikes midnight. On her midnight run, she’s bound to cross paths with last week’s champ, Chappie, policing the neighborhood for shady criminals and shoeless damsels in distress. Hopefully, his attempt to blend among the humans won’t cause him to lose Focus on what really matters (namely, holding onto his #1 spot at the box office). Kingsman: The Secret Service surely has some international tips on how to beat the tough competition while still remaining king (at least in his own mind). Of course, if he’s not willing to relinquish his secretive skills, we can count on goodhearted The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water to share his vast movie knowledge. No matter where they land at the box office, all of this month’s imaginary beings are welcomed to hang out at The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, where the cinematic service is first class.
Fortunately, there’s so much more classy, Unfinished Business waiting to be taken care of at our local movie theaters, as criminals and champions, secret keepers and Cinderella all vie to tell their version of the most wonderful fairy tale of all!
Which of our characters will experience the ultimate Happily Ever After?