Will the scared Child (44) in us all shun a serial killer in favor of superfast cars? Will the aforementioned child be Unfriended in the most horrific of ways, leading moviegoers to require the protection of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 partake in safe, child-friendly movie viewing in shopping malls worldwide? Perhaps those worldly, safety-last Furious 7 fellows can rescue us from slow-moving entertainment as we journey swiftly along on The Longest Ride, filled with peril and pretty people, on our cinematic way to our Home away from home; where all character, attractive, alien or just plain odd, come colorfully and magically to life. Living the good life along that character-driven highway, sweet Cinderella has finally found her prince and her fashion sense but will fame make her forget where she came from? Might our PG movie princess develop an R-rated sense of humor, Get Hard and banish those lowly commoners now beneath her?
Common sense tells us, the best place to find the friendliest imaginary beings begins and ends at your local movie theater, where all creatures, big and small, have their own stories to tell.
Which of our majestic tales will tell the biggest story this weekend?