Miracle Movies Pledge Their Allegiant

Are you ready for Miracles from Heaven in the form of faith-driven films or is a Zootopia kingdom your answer to heaven on earth? Isn’t it simply miraculous that those adventuresome kids from The Divergent Series: Allegiant are still running into grown-up troubles? Will they ever grow up and learn? Might the people who visit 10 Cloverfield Lane get a clue before they are inevitably and horrifically clobbered?

In our faithful cinematic world, should we really be supporting Deadpool and his deadly intentions to clobber anyone in his foul way? Does he ever intend to ride off into the sunset? (we, of course, know he will never really be dead) Now that London Has Fallen, will the rest of the cinematic world feel safe? Perhaps those safely reporting on The Whiskey Tango Foxtrot will have a better shot at comedically killing it on the big screen courtesy of their fancy footwork.

Coast to coast, a meeting of the minds is currently occurring, in which animals talk, miracles really do happen, horror is held in high honor, a dance of a different kind has lively rhythm, the dead profitably live and science fiction stories bring out the troubled kid in everyone.

Ready to forget your troubles at your local movie theater this weekend?

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