A long holiday weekend is headed our way. Are you headed to the shore or to a sure thing at your local movie theater, where your travels may take you to horrifying places (from the safety of your seat) and you’ll learn, Don’t Breathe too loudly (or you’ll miss all that creepy action). A quick stopover to Japan, without all that bumper-to-bumper traffic, may be more to your liking, as Kubo and the Two Strings promises to pull at your heartstrings, or at least make you glad you don’t have to travel too far for family reunions. Morgan is hoping to tug at a few artificially-created heartstrings, as the humanoid brings her brand of hair-raising horror to our corner of the world.
Perhaps you’d rather play it safe as a non-menu-item guest at the Sausage Party, much to the delight of the non-vegetarians among us. Maybe arms dealers will pique your interest, as the War Dogs, in their unique way, fight the dog-eat-dog battle of the box office. There’s also assassin Mechanic: Resurrection, who promises to breathe new life into that sleepy end-of-summer season. Still hanging on are those battling members of the Suicide Squad, who do not promise to go gently into that good night, seeing as how they really are no good.
Also up to no good is the evil entity hounding those Yoga Hosers, who are just looking for a little serenity to go with their cinema. Of course, by the serene shoreline, you may discover The Light Between Oceans, where heartache and a truly pretty ocean view, waits.
What will be waiting for you at your local movie theater this long holiday weekend?