Will Cars 3 Command the Lead?

CARS 3 will soon be speeding into town, in broad daylight no less, and is sure to cross paths with fashion-challenged CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS, who will not be going gently into that good, animated movie night. As the sun sets on another movie day, A ROUGH NIGHT is predicted for some of our new-in-town characters, whose idea of partying goes comedically wrong.
Nighttime is also apparently the best time to awaken THE MUMMY, who’s clearly holding a grudge against the very-much alive WONDER WOMAN, who did her darndest to keep the undead in her cinematic crypt. Will she be able to keep her “down” another weekend?
Clearly intrigued by her level of deadness, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES are more than happy to share some lively tips with her on how to creep out the fainthearted among us. Do they have what it takes to keep their heads above water? Perhaps the terrifying, shark-infested view from 47 METERS DOWN will keep audiences off the beaches this summer and in front of the big screen where they belong.
Happily belonging to us all, those GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: VOL 2 guys are still hanging around, making the movie universe safe for everyone, at any hour. With ALL EYEZ ON ME (and, of course, many fictitious others), will audiences be able to look away?
Resting comfortably at sea level, will you be able to take your eyes off another thrilling movie weekend?

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